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Home help
I'd like to take you by the hand and lead you through the streets of London
But I won't, because you ming. If you were one of those sexy young European homehelps, perhaps; one of those nubile eurobabes who sunbathes in the backgarden, maybe. But you aren't, so I won't. If you are, though, please mail me. Enclose a photo if you can.
Sorry, was that a bit sexist?
Takes you back to the home page, you know, that one you saw when you first came in.
Yes yes yes! Nucleus is actually being put online, albeit very gradually. Here you'll find what bits I've been arsed to put up so far.
I don't just write bad html code you know, I write actual words aswell, and occassionally string them into sentences. Where this all falls down of course is that I've only got one essay up, and the rest of them are James Ryan's.
Help
This page, the help page. I thought I'd put one in this time because everyone was too ignorant before to figure out the navigation system.